Zach with a moustache looks a little bit like John Goodman, only less funny..

I can't rate this. It is just awesome and awful at the same time. Like having totally hot chick for a date, but under condition that you have to wear soiled diapers all night.

Well, speaking as dog owner who actually has a pug named Funions, I don't appreciate this brand of humor at all. No sir. Not least off all since it's that stupid liberal Sean Penn. I hate him! I heard he's a Communist and a Nazi and totally loves illegals. Plus you just know he voted for Heir Obama. WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A US BIRTH CERTIFICATE! Man, I'm pissed. I need to walk this off. I think Funions and I are off to DQ for a little snack. I know, I know...I shouldn't. But sometimes you just have to treat yourself, right? Probably a Peanut Buster Parfait. No, maybe a Dilly Bar. Ooh, but first I need to see what the Blizzard of the Month is. Oh, I don't know. I guess I'll just decide when I get there.