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You got to be kidding me. This guy is not just a plant; he's a vegetable, a crop of lettuce. His handlers managed to get him out that green shirt just in time, trying to save the day; but this is one of the weirdest interviews I've seen Olbermann conduct. Come on. Sixty percent of the vote? If that's for real, like in real people voting for this lettuce, I won't be going there anytime soon.

Of course, now I am going to be accused of being a racist.

Do they have voting machines in SC?

Once again, America is totally fucked up. And now for real. Can you smell it?

Last time the Brits came over, you guys stood up and kept the flag flying. Now it's this crap. Implosion. Have lots of fun. I wish an alien invasion from Xoroiuschii III occurred today. That would end this madness.

SC, before the planned burying of nuclear waste inside of Yucca Mountain, used to actively campaign to be the place of choice.

SC won't sell liquor except in 1.5 bottles.

SC is seriously f00kd 00p!

Hmmm. Interesting conspiracy theory.

"Sixty percent is a decisive wins..."

I've never before wished so much that there is actually someone controlling our government, and these people aren't in charge, and the voters aren't to blame.

Props to Olbermann for holding it together in this interview.