Trust me, I can shoot a better film. I just pay three lesbian 18-year olds a couple hundred each and have them go at each other. Selection procedure is as follows: one must be blonde, one must be black, and one must be a redhead. The Asian girl comes in later. Didn't have to pay her anything, except I forged a passport and told her this was the delousing. She will be happy to note the showers will produce both hot and cold water (to get those nipples erect), and no gas.

Also, they must all be shaved, except the black one. This is to appeal to Tarzan-like porn fanatics out there, and they are out there.

I will cut nothing out, the camera will be smoothly operated, it won't be hand-held (I got better stuff to do with them), and what else?

Oh, I know you'll love it. Extra features include something with tigers. No! No bestiality! Bestiality is not allowed on M&C. You see, I don't like paying the bills.

Eh? Waddaya say?

:)

For me this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY ) is actually the best ludicrous fight scene ever. I can't find it on M&C and submitting it doen't work, because ? (perhaps I simply didn't use the right search-word?)