...God made them such great wedding planners...brilliant.

Donald Carcieri, governor of Rhode Island and protector of "liberty and justice for people like I pretend to be and not for those whom Kooolcat must conclude I fantasize about," you're despicable.

And to the Roman Catholic Church in D.C. who holds its own proclaimed religious responsibilities hostage in an attempt to influence secular law, go to that fiery place you scare people into believing with, you goddamn hypocrites.

And to the news organizations that ignore the trampling of human rights while covering some brainless, two-faced, megalomaniacal lunatic from Alaska, grow a pair and do your freaking job.

Thank you, Steven.

Governor Carcieri; It's pronounced Car-cheery