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Target Women: Broadview Security
Dear Women: You are never safe. Seriously. We mean it. Hugs n' kisses, Broadview Security

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Target Women is a recurring segment on Current TV's weekly television show, infoMania. In each episode of Target Women, Sarah Haskins takes a look at the often-ridiculous way the media reaches out to women.
Nov 13, 2009 2:13 PM
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Why do you guys make doors out of kindling in America?
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Because we can't make them out of $1 cheeseburgers.
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or can we...
By: Raikou
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I hear empty pizza boxes are all the rage over in the States. If you tape them together, there you suddenly have a fairly decent door. It comes even with the paint job, though on one side only.

Image knocking (not recommended) on such a fine door while staring at DAMN TASTY! or PIZZA HUT. Gets those taste buds working. Women all over the US will start to have drooling computer geeks on their doorsteps; and the next generation will thus perhaps be smarter. Hey, it's a win-win situation.

Are you listening, America?
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I was thinking that it was the same guys who installed the doors that kicked them down. It's a conspiracy!
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Egad!* Those commercials are too politically correct and too much like something out of Nazi Germany for my tastes.

* Weirdest word in the English language, though flabbergast comes close.
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* My vote is for kerfuffle, but I am partial to "k" words.
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Does KKK qualify as a word? If so, it must qualify as pretty weird to you; and who can blame you for finding a bunch of clowns dressed up in Halloween costumes and jumping around midnight bonfires weird.
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I live not far from a small, very rural town, where they once lynched an elephant. It trampled a little girl. They tried it in the courthouse (they had to modify the entrance to the courthouse to allow entrance of the pachyderm) and then hung it. With a crane. I've seen photos, the elephant looks very sad just hanging there by it's neck. I guess my point is, if wearing overalls with no undershirt and having sex with your sister is a common pass-time in your town, dressing up in sheets and having a midnight gala is considered high-culture. Everything is relative.
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Interesting ...

(Did they have sex with the elephant before or after they hung it from the crane?)
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...who is moderating these moderators?
By: NoBiggie
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This ain't Fox, Rupert, and we're not doing Opinion Journalism a la Beck. This is just commentary, and we don't have to qualify this kind of expression of our opinion.
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