I'm going to go piss on a wall right now!

Inspiring words.

lol, I bet he's from the south..

he's liying about Germany obviously, they have urinals just the same as everywhere else.

made me think of this : http://mcooki.es/98896

Wait, am I missing something here.

God: "Piss against a wall? GOD SMASH!"

Pastor: "Hey everybody piss against walls!"

: /

Also, I wonder if he's heard of metaphors.

There comes a point in every man's life when he has to stand for something.

I like the ending line, "I'm going to Germany in about a month. You better know I'm gonna stand up everywhere I go."

Believe me, Pastor, they'll know. They'll smell your dried pee mist all over the wall and floor, because your old-James-reading pappy never taught you to aim away from the bottom-water.

This guy sounds like a splasher to me. If he's ever at my house, I'll inspect the toilet area when he's done and then hand him a bucket and sponge.

I bet pissing isn't the only thing he likes to do against a wall.

"And after that came his brother out..." Genesis 25:26

Can I get an amen?

I wonder if after hearing this his congregation was pissethed off?

This is just...just too much insanity for my brain to handle.

Is pissing against a tree good enough, too? Gee, if I can find any I piss against the lot of 'em. Acres upon acres of spruce have steamed under the White Wolf's passing. Millions of saplings have pined away under my relentless pissing. As a matter of fact, have you seen how fucking few trees there are up in the Arctic? I have pissed nearly all of them all to death. I am a wolf. I piss like a wolf. And now that trees have become so scarce, I refuse to piss sitting or squatting or lying down. I piss standing in freezing Fahrenheit that would turn your fleshy appendage into a lil' icicle that snaps like a kindling twig at the first step you take.

That reminds me I'm hard as a rock and must impale my next Inuit girl. Afterward, I'll thaw myself drowsing on her sweaty belly -- and then by God I'll piss a gaping hole in the igloo, that's what I'm gonna do! Mmm ... droplets of sweat turning into pearls of clearest crystal.

Why would god get pissed about you peeing against a wall? Seriously, why would god even care about something like that? It sounds more and more like the bible was written by humans who have some peculiar pet peeves. Not written a wise creator. Cuz wise creators don't give two shits about pissing against a wall. Come on.

Germans destroyed the wall so people can't piss against it!

This guy get's paid a salary for this? THat is what is wrong with America.

After looking at the context of the 6 times this phrase appears in the bible, I think could just as easily make the interpretation that it is not complimentary or meant to imply virtue. I see it as a put down, highlighting the heathenish and foul nature of man. As if to say men are no better than animals. Of course, this would not be a popular interpretation for most who do not care to acknowledge the impudent, childishness of the Old Testament God. On the other hand, I may be completely off here. It wouldn't be the first time for sure.

We won't really get an accurate translation though unless we go to the earliest version available. That's a job for some serious scholarly investigation, but I doubt anyone will be following up on this anytime soon.

How does he know that other preachers pee sitting down?

This is downright silly, oh yee of the pisser, who pisses standing not squatting... coming to think of it it should be a Saturday Night Live skit. The Pissed Pissing Preacher Pisser.

Wait a second...I had to look this up.

And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends. --1 Kings 16:11

It looks like the Great Potato thinks pretty highly of those that sit on the throne.

There's a British saying about pissing up a wall. It means to waste something. Usually money.