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Vice President Biden Reports over a Million Jobs Created
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The Vice President is joined by California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maryland Governor Martin OMalley as he reports on the success of the Recovery Act in creating or saving over a million jobs so far. October 30, 2009. (Public Domain)
Oct 31, 2009 1:03 AM
Re: Vice President Biden Reports over a Million Jobs Created
We are not above big ideas, ladies and gentlemen. Today, Obama and I weighed the option of reducing unemployment by nuking Los Angeles, thus reducing the workforce for the number of jobs available, or saving tens of millions of jobs by not nuking Los Angeles. Today, I am proud to say that we have decided to save tens of millions of jobs.
We can be bi-partisan, too, ladies and gentlemen. We have decided to adopt the Republican idea of tax cuts by eliminating all taxes and simply outsourcing taxpaying to third-world countries. As of today, "IRS" stands for International Revenue Service.
After all, there are 6.7 billion other people in the world and only .3 billion of us. That means that it would only cost 4.5 cents per foreign individual for every dollar it would cost an American. It's a small price to pay to ride on our glorified coattails.
We can be bi-partisan, too, ladies and gentlemen. We have decided to adopt the Republican idea of tax cuts by eliminating all taxes and simply outsourcing taxpaying to third-world countries. As of today, "IRS" stands for International Revenue Service.
After all, there are 6.7 billion other people in the world and only .3 billion of us. That means that it would only cost 4.5 cents per foreign individual for every dollar it would cost an American. It's a small price to pay to ride on our glorified coattails.
By: kooolcat
