Somehow I doubt she ever studied physics :)

She's an optometrist from Texas. No wonder she sees things a little differently. W's probably in the audience nodding like a wild man. "Heh. Heh. I understand it now. We couldn't see weapons of *mass* destruction cuz they were weapons of *light* destruction. And we must've brought 'em home cuz old Cheney used 'em to keep everyone in the dark. Good vibrations, I tell ya. Heh. Heh. Now, where are those pretzels?"

It's Sarah Palin's brainier cousin after she lost the beauty pageant to miss South Carolina.

e = mc^2

the mass of the universe can fit in the volume of a bowling ball, which is not very big, so you can almost cross out mass, therefore e = c

When Christian Friedrich Samuel Hahnemann died in 1843, Einstein wouldn't be born for another 35 years, and so God in his infinite wisdom gave us sting theorist Steven Hawkings, (not to be confused with cosmologist Stephen Hawking).

Our bodies have light receptors, so we can see light, which propagates at the speed of light; and we have ears for hearing sound, which vibrates just like string theory posits that strings vibrate.

Cells are made of an infinitesimal amount of mass in the form of cell membranes, and cytoplasm; but lots of massless energy in the form of protons, electrons and neutrons.

We're made out of lots of cells, which are made out of lots of subatomic particles and only a little bit of squishy stuff, therefore we're made out of energy.

Never let your dog poop in her yard, or she'll get homeopathic on your ass. You'll find the energetic state of your house changed by a bomb, which is made out of energy.

And that's how homeopathy works.

Mass =/= Volume.

And she keeps forgetting to square the speed of light.

"Mass is crossed out, almost." Gravity is "almost" a nonexistant force compared to the other forces as well.

And I'm pretty sure viruses and bacteria and cellular damage causes disease.

And after that I totally lost her.

If energy is so transient as to be magically transformed by sprinkling a bit of water on it, then what's to stop a fart from ruining your entire stock?

Come back when you have some stories that aren't "miraculous" and instead make sense.

"Infantessmal"

This was posted with the science tag as a joke right?

She probably had one too many of the homeopathic tinctures before that speech. Clear alcohol makes the tinctures more potent and if you are making your own don't forget to add medicinal herb, flower etc. of your choice.

I can't continue watching past the first minute, or I'm going to need to buy a new monitor tomorrow.

Not saying its a bad find, just a little hard on the ol' noggin to tolerate.

I feel infinitely uhh what's the word... stupider yeah, stupider after watching that. Painful.

But now the dilemma. Do you rate 1 star because it was a parade of ignorance, or 4 stars because she was fun to watch her attempt to wrap science around her fantasy?

A string of unsupported assertions followed by the most ludicrous conclusion capped by some anecdotal story about one of her patients ...absolutely no science whatsoever, even if she does invoke Hawkings. Ill wager you she also believes in alien abduction as well. LOL ... Absolute rubbish, show me some science .. show me one scientific study that has produced any data that supports homeopathy, it doesn't exist. If it works, where are the data??

Actually Homeopathy is a tried and true system. We are just not used to thinking in trms of systems but in diagnosis and surgery. Our medical system, which works beautifuly on some things does not address everythng. When you have no where to turn, try Homeopathy and BodyTalk System. They both work! I did and I am now healthy from Lyme Disease.

Go watch the Horizon video on Homeopathy.

Man, you are better off selling third eye cleaning pre-moistened towelettes to this crowd. too funny