I was only able to get him to do about five actions. Poor quality as compared to the original, even though I genuinely approve of the lampooning of the target.

By: spam_vigilante

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Try these, they all do different things:

Where are the wepons of mass destruction?
Do a magic trick.
Worship Ronald Reagan
Go fuck yourself.
Eat shit and die.
What do you think about John Kerry?

Come on people, you just have to get creative. ;)

By: jaxon

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Jax,

Sorry, it's still boring. Can't recommend this to anyone.

By: lyzard

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Ok, maybe it's laking on the playability scale, but I think it's fucking great. I predict that there will be many variations of this meme. But, I have been wrong before. ;)

By: jaxon

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Agreed, there will be more... Blair, Bin Laden etc. you name it... but this meme was more of a novelty. People liked the chicken because it hadn't been done before, but it wasn't really that great. Now that we are going to see everyone and their sister making these things, someone's going to have to make one very special for anyone to really care. IMHO.

By: lyzard

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Eh, I liked it.. but I dunno.. Im not much of a fan of this kinda stuff.. esp since Bugerking burned it into the ground.. and then pissed on the ashes with some tv ads...bleh.

By: Dankmojo

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Here are all of the keywords that make him do different things. All of the words in each group do the same thing. Any of the groups that say "random" next to them do more than one thing (it picks from 2 random animations).

osama
saddam
bin laden
lie
scapegoat
war
magic
trick
gulf war
desert storm
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director
directed
steve
revenge
responsible
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reveal
secret
alien
mask
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mission accomplished
bravo
won
bow
thank
encore
cool
bye
rock
congratulations
nice
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constitution
legal
preserve
protect
defend
violate
oath
office
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uphold
----
dance - random
party - random
laura - always dances with girl
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drink
drunk
alcohol
tequila
scotch
bourbon
gin
obnoxious
vodka
beer
drive
drunk driving
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flip
michael moore
fahrenheit
bird
france
suck
bite
jerk
go to hell
die
conviction
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By: Snelda

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buy election
buy influence
halliburton
chalabi
carlyle group
rebuild iraq
government contract
pay
payoff
payola
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foreign policy \
mess texas
diplomacy
cowboy Random
shoot
gun
terror /
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hide \
usa Random
patriot act
wrap /
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kiss flag
love
bless
america
campaign strategy
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raise money
favorite thing
cut taxes
concentrate wealth
rich
capital gains
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nuke
nuclear
blow up
star wars
missile
first strike
iran
north korea
button
launch
bomb
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wmd \
destruction
inspect
weapons Random
search
look for
crawl under /
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hot
sweaty
wipe
nervous
sweat
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nose
booger
pick
moron
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gay marriage
womens rights
civil rights
supreme court
united nations
opinion poll
public opinion
deregulat
environment
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peace
cease fire
politics
nixon
declare victory
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pray
reagan
christian
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abuse
prisoner
torture
club
beat
punch
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interrogate
question
kick
soften
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By: Snelda

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strangle
choke
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photograph
abu ghraib
humiliate
geneva convention
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campaign finance reform
fundraiser
corruption
money
texaco
funds
raise money
bribe
donation
pac
soft money
special interests
nra
democracy
oil industry
enron
mbna
kenneth lay
pander
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draft
awol
national guard
dodge
vietnam
military service
avoid
impeach
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criminal record
steal election
conviction
scandal
snort
smoke
drunk driving
arrested
cover
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truth
stupid
spell
shrug
complex
simple
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surveil
video
camera
panoptic
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terrorism
threaten
evildoers
evil
terrorist
tinhorn
fight
rumsfeld
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democrat
united nations
welfare
raise taxes
mcdonalds
read my lips
kerry
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tennis anyone
family values
christian
burger king
republican
chicken
kkk
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prevent
warning
cia
wtc
ignore
disregard
intelligence
failure
memo
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wave
hello
say hi
greetings
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Any naughty word (I wont list them all here as to not offend anyone
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By: Snelda

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meh...don't really care for this one...just wished they took it further.

Just think of some of the commands they could have put in this thing...

'start a war'
'find WMD's'

By: Dosetaker

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I think they will add more. The ran into hosting problems because it was getting popular. Those are resolved now, though.

By: jaxon

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Yes indeed, i`ve experienced it, now they get more functional, but they miss all the originality, but it`s the only way.

By: Pantufas

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All I could do is get him to either stand around or "pick his nose."

Very life-like.

By: Paelos

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The chicken was fresh, this is pure crap.

By: lyzard

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All I can get him to do is sway from side to side.

By: mrsredneck

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You have to type something and then click submit. Hitting enter/return doesn't do it.

By: jaxon

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Done that, but all he does is shrug or scratch his head...

By: mrsredneck

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wow, I told it to say the pledge. He walked over to a keyboard and starting typing. Then the screen said "I have a prisoner"...
What??

By: mrsredneck

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TYpe prisoner and he hits a guy over the head

By: mrsredneck

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Yeah, I think it gives out hints if you type too many unintelligible commands. I keep seeing the "I can do a magic trick" and "Ask about my foreign policy" hints.

Speaking of foreign policy, typing "foreign policy" and "what is your foreign policy" activate two different gun-slinging clips. Somewhat amusing.

Also, typing "laura" gets a girl to come out and dance with him. Hmm...

By: Demolition

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You have to press refresh after every statement you make (at least with me) I think this might be most peoples problem when they cant get it to work. The first thing you type in will work if its a working statement but the second one you do wont work even if that ones a working one.

By: MaXwEll_SmArT

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The Chicken was kick ass. This is not bad, but it's definitely not that good. You gotta think in GW Bush terms to get a response. i typed Blow up Iraq and he hits a red button all excitec like.

By: hardhouserava

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How'd this make front page? I loved the original, and I'm always up for making fun of the prez, but come this is just lame.

We didn't link to all of the stick animations after Xaio Xaio, because they were crap. So why do we link to this stuff?

By: SpawnOfThrawn

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cuz' Jax liked it and it's his site.

By: Dosetaker

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I guess I don't always have my finger on the pulse of the MilkandCookies.com community. Feh. ;)

By: jaxon

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Sure ya do. This whole thread was great reading!