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Glenn Beck: Vicks VapoRub, Tears in a Can
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FOX News Channel host Glenn Beck having Vicks applied under his eyes in order to cry on cue for a photo shoot.
Oct 3, 2009 2:24 PM
Re: Glenn Beck: Vicks VapoRub, Tears in a Can
Next time scoop out his eyeballs. Makes for much more dramatic tears.
Re: Glenn Beck: Vicks VapoRub, Tears in a Can
Can't do that. It would let all his ooze out and he would just be an empty bag of skin on the floor.
Re: Glenn Beck: Vicks VapoRub, Tears in a Can
I will do *anything* to stay in the spotlight! Mr. Murdock, I've brought you your dry cleaning and that tub of Crisco you requested. But first I have a photoshoot for the big crybaby Republicans. The Midwest is ready. Ready for their big cry. (Sob! Boo hoo hoo...)
Did Democrats cry just because they were the minority? No, but that's how committed we are. We'll go down. (way down...wink, wink, nudge, nudge) We'll get low...lower than the snake in the Garden to serve only you.
And when I'm done, Mr. Murdock, I'll be ready. Just... Just love me.
(p.s. Tucker Carlson is holding my seat in the waiting room. Don't let that Coulter bitch try to take it back.)
Did Democrats cry just because they were the minority? No, but that's how committed we are. We'll go down. (way down...wink, wink, nudge, nudge) We'll get low...lower than the snake in the Garden to serve only you.
And when I'm done, Mr. Murdock, I'll be ready. Just... Just love me.
(p.s. Tucker Carlson is holding my seat in the waiting room. Don't let that Coulter bitch try to take it back.)
Re: Glenn Beck: Vicks VapoRub, Tears in a Can
Didn't he rape and murder someone in 1990?
Re: Glenn Beck: Vicks VapoRub, Tears in a Can
Shhh, don't say that out loud. FOX's lawyer ninjas will assassinate you.
By: Raikou
