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8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck.
Sep 24, 2009 10:22 AM
Re: The Onion: Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
*salutes* A real American hero.
By: Raikou
Re: The Onion: Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
That's our future head of the CIA.
Re: The Onion: Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
This reminds me of the recent story where a burglar was killed by a college student wielding a samurai sword. He slashed him across the chest and cut off one of his hands before he died of exsanguination.
By: Faffy
