Why not? Look at the bright side. You can use this as good fodder for some roleplaying. Let's see, you play the ant part and your *insert whatever you wish (but don't take that literally; hands on the keyboard, please)* will play the crab. The *insert whatever you wish* will edge sideways, pinch some of your early advances away and then you'll blow the horn and start to nibble at any and all soft protrusions you can find, burrowing inside after a while.

Am I the only one who thinks like this? I thought this was common knowledge, but I guess not. After all, I recently sent an e-mail revolving around erection problems to half the Dutch government. No one in his right frame of mind would do that. Right? (I must say, I never saw those socialists so agitated. They behaved like ants whose home is incessantly prodded with a stick.)