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Ted Haggard's Male Lover
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Ha!
Aug 5, 2009 3:00 AM
Re: Ted Haggard's Male Lover
Mmmm... Three weeks of intensive, ah, "counseling." And now he's all man?
That's hot.
That's hot.
Re: Ted Haggard's Male Lover
Now I know why these Christians keep reading that same book over and over. They just believe there has to be a passage somewhere that goes like this:
Jesus: "Get up, gay man; you are healed."
Gay man: "Jippie, I am so very very happy. I can smell pussy again."
Jesus (looks around): "Where? John? Judas? Judas?"
Judas: *cringes*
Gay man: "How can I ever thank you, dear Jesus?"
Jesus: "Judas!"
Judas (breaking out in tears): "You didn't suck my cock."
Many salt tears splatter in the dry sand.
Jesus: "There there."
(He's patting Judas on his head while the Romans come marching onto the scene to check things out.)
Gay man: "I am so happy, I am so happy."
From Revelations.
Jesus: "Get up, gay man; you are healed."
Gay man: "Jippie, I am so very very happy. I can smell pussy again."
Jesus (looks around): "Where? John? Judas? Judas?"
Judas: *cringes*
Gay man: "How can I ever thank you, dear Jesus?"
Jesus: "Judas!"
Judas (breaking out in tears): "You didn't suck my cock."
Many salt tears splatter in the dry sand.
Jesus: "There there."
(He's patting Judas on his head while the Romans come marching onto the scene to check things out.)
Gay man: "I am so happy, I am so happy."
From Revelations.
Re: Ted Haggard's Male Lover
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Remember that the cock crowed three times? Some prude must've edited it.
Re: Ted Haggard's Male Lover
W_W, you are a genius. I don't know why you keep hanging out in these corners of the WWW. Orwell is already starting to sweat in his grave.
Re: Ted Haggard's Male Lover
I think the above is much too oblique to be widely appreciated in this day and age. Only the devilishly clever can understand it. There are not many of those people alive anymore. Times have changed.
*sniffs*
*sniffs*
Re: Ted Haggard's Male Lover
For the record, I enjoyed it. In fact, I enjoyed it a little too much. Three times!
Hey-oh!
Hey-oh!
Re: Ted Haggard's Male Lover
Why did Jesus die on the cross?
He forgot the safety word.
He forgot the safety word.
