The two real jokes in this cracked me up, I won't spoil them for everyone so I won't mention them specifically.

I have to say that I found the music not especially of value to the story.

I'm going to write a book about the glories of incest, rape, pedophilia, genocide, torture, homophobia, and a dozen other selected subjects for you to worship and will call that lovely book of mine Holy. Let's see if I get a starred review in the New York Times, the world's most famous rag. I think it's right up their alley.

"Outrageous, splendid, and stupendously devilish" -- Stephen King.

"A real treat for literary lovers" -- Richard Dawkins.

"The best I've read in at least a dozen years" -- Ernest Hemingway*

"Is this guy looking for a date?" -- Dorothy Parker**

* Taking a break from shooting, baiting, or hooking something or other, wherever he hangs out nowadays.

** Editor's note: Not with dead women.

I'd love to see someone put together a cute cartoon showing the other side of this scenario... all the sweet little animal family's drowning, crying out for their mothers just before the water chokes the life out of them. And god, watching it all from above nodding his approval.

Apparently the animals on Noah's ark were the only animals to graduate animal high school.