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Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking, stabbing, and claims you wish it had never been born.
Jun 5, 2009 10:12 AM
Re: The Onion: New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt and ...
Tracy is an animal.
Re: The Onion: New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt and ...
ummm...ok...LOL
By: looloorex
Re: The Onion: New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt and ...
Haha, were this real, you'd have to have a whole product line until a child was old enough to defend itself...like, a full suit of armor.
By: exlax
