The Onion: Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move in Together'

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The Onion: Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move in Together'
Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.
May 26, 2009 11:24 PM
Re: The Onion: Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move in Together'
normally yes with the onion.

no with this.

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Re: The Onion: Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move in Together'
Oh god, no one show my girlfriend this.
By: bloorgg
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I know this is the Onion, but do women really see it this way? I don't think I've had a girlfriend long enough or enough girlfriends to experience such behaviour. I'm either lucky or a loser. Hmm.
By: luclonde
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Like most things, this isn't 100% accurate and is based on general stereotypes. That's why it's funny.

But I know and have seen this exact sort of thing go down with a lot of couples. Lady wants to move in, guy not so into it, lady thinks of any excuse to justify it.
By: McCorvic
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i don't know any women who see it this way.
By: Katka
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I agree. Unrealistic. Women only want my baby.
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I'm going with loser, and I'm pretty sure I'm right.
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I was waiting for that. Thanks. :)
By: luclonde
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Re: The Onion: Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move in Together'
Will ya take a look at Unstoppable's personal page?

Some of his favorite habits are (and I quote, which explains the typo), masturbating to internet porn and drinking heavily alone.

Man, if such a guy says you're a loser, oh my God ... *gasps*

Go join Homeland Security again, my friend. You can't take any chances.

By the way, never underestimate guys who read Faulkner, Yeats, McCullers, or Vonnegut. Chances are he reads Flannery O'Connor as well. Forewarned means forearmed, or something like that.
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