Originally aired on January 28, 1983. This was a running skit of a game show where the contestants are unable to answer any questions correctly. Eugene Levy, plays Alex Trebel, based on game show host Alex Trebec (Jeopardy). Alex starts by chatting with the contestants. The first category is articles of clothing found in a bedroom. The second is European cuisine. Alex decides to have the contestants pick a number from 1 to 10. Prize: seat covers from Vinyl World.

Alex Trebel - Eugene Levy; Darren Peel - John Candy; Blanche Ray Kellogg - Andrea Martin; Arthur Andrew-Leggett - Joe Flaherty; Lawrence Orbach - Martin Short; Johnny Ola (announcer) - John Candy; assistant - extra.