3:20 -- enough already. I am confident that Obama has 'made sure' to bring 'democracy' to Pakistan and wrapped it up in a few dozen dead mothers on Mother's Day there, kids included. Maybe with their flaps of skin dangling off blackened limbs. I don't know the exact details.

Now let's see how I am going to vote on this insane piece of crap. I notice The Battleship has sent it in, so I'll be mild.

I take it any votes above *** come from Obama drones, who'll (rest assured) soon get what they deserve: a free (Americans love that word) stay at a tent city outside their favorite town. Unless they have connections, of course.

Oh, free campfires thrown in the bargain if you live in California. For as long as they last, so be quick. Spend your last dimes now and jump aboard. If no free campfire, then perhaps a free shower (perhaps from Arnie in the sky). And if that doesn't pull you over, the scorched earth will be mighty fine for a veggie garden. Imagine those lovely carrots pushing up their swollen roots above that rich soil ...

We are working hard to come up with great offers for the other states, so keep your eyes peeled for more ...

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