Wim de Bie: I Want To Fuck You

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Wim de Bie: I Want To Fuck You
A creepy little man plays a creepy little song.

And plays the piano well.

From a Dutch sketch comedy show.

The translation doesn't match the song. See comments for more info.
Tags: Piano , Swearing , Risque , Music , Video Clips 
May 5, 2009 8:02 PM
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NSFW needlessly, and roflmao!
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Imagine seeing that face against your window on a dark and stormy night.
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I think he's Dutch, not French. Be that as it may, this is the most romantic song ever.
By: Spuddish
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Title and description updated by RabidMadness and SilenTom.
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He's that guy from Nantucket, isn't he?
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Uhhh, all I see are ears.
By: JoeTheHoe
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No kidding. Are the for real? I'll bet he can pick up satellite stations.
By: luclonde
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There was something there besides the ears?
By: ice-9
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Those Ferenghi sure can jive!
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lol
By: ejayerik
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He's a dutch comedian from a sketch comedy show this is just a character
By: nooo
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btw the joke is in the subs there not saying i want to fuck you they say i like you etc
By: nooo
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Re: Wim de Bie: I Want To Fuck You
He's not Mr. Piano, he's Wim de Bie an author, comedian and columnist from Holland. He's also not little, he's over 6 ft tall.

The joke in this clip is also in the subtitles and not in the lyrics of the text.
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Perhaps you could translate?
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Translation by W_W, one of those crazy Dutch:

Oh, what are you beautiful,

as you're lying there in the hay.

Oh, what are you wonderful,

You're in one word 'mighty.'

I like you (3x)

And I am starting to itch all over.

I wanted to ask you,

if you wanted to drive along with me in my new car that's standing outside.

Yes, the love of a man

passes easily through the stomach.

And the way you can cook

I really do enjoy those meals.
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The clip is a parody on Pieter van Vollenhove, why exacly I don't know but it explains the ears; http://www.vrijspreker.nl/wp/wp-content/media/2008/07/aaa_person_vollenhoven_mrpieter-van.jpg

The subtitles are a parody on the often mistranslated text in Dutch subtitles.
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It was a little funnier before I knew how hard they were trying to be funny. You have to know Dutch & English? But anyway, I'll probably still sing this song to my wife tonight.
By: Paulfw
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Now I get it. Thanks for explaining to all of us. Geez, I thought this would be something simple and a bit naughty clip to make me laugh. It's funny but also has a deeper meaning too. Oh well...
By: bikegamer
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Wim, thank you very much for the translation and background info!! Context makes it funnier, not the reverse.

It's still terribly romantic. Oh baby.
By: Spuddish
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I didn't know you were Dutch. Nice. Do you live there?

More importantly, do I want to live there?

I have always been attracted to Holland and Finland (forgive me for lumping them together) mosly because of the technology and the freedoms.
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He's not the only dutch guy here :)
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Yup, I’m Dutch. Born here, raised here, and still live here. My parents and grandparents are Dutch, too.

I can voice my opinions about the Netherlands to dreadful lengths, but allow me not to do that. Most of it wouldn’t be too positive, though I admit there are things I really admire here, things such as (classic) landscapes, history, and the still fairly open society (which means that I, who couldn’t care less about contemporary Dutch culture, have not all that many problems ordering stuff I like or going about my own business in other ways). In short, though, I think the country is going to shit. Very strong socialism/collectivism here, which means dissipating freedoms, and this is getting worse and worse. Political correctness is rampant. Government propaganda is rampant. Surveillance state is building up fast, and then there's the EU. Many of the people are, also, getting very rude, dumb, and filthy, but that aside.

In fact, I have for years wanted to emigrate, but I’m terribly disappointed that America and England are now rotten, except for a light here and there.

No, again, I don’t think it would be all that fun to listen to me raging on about this. I’m sure most are happy here, but I’m not like them. Not at all like them.

“I’m just a poor boy; I need no sympathy.”
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I think Dutch people do not talk about how great their country is after bunch of my Bosnian brothers and sisters moved there as refugees, gained citizenship, and decided to live on generous social assistance. I assume they are bit concerned more people will move in and start taking advantage of their government’s social assistance, bringing entire national budget to collapse. Not that all about one country can be reflected through social assistance policies, but I think it is more productive if people don’t lose their dignity if for whatever reason they can’t find/keep their jobs.

I know a girl that lives in Tilburg on their social assistance and rents very spacious apartment with huge backyard...she even has nicely decorated pond with some fish, frogs, and plants. She complains it takes too much time to maintain it, and plans to get rid of it.

In Canada, with social assistance you can rent micro bachelor apartment inside nearest crack house, try to interact with very “interesting” individuals (Dude, what are you doing inside my apartment??? No...this is not your washroom!), learn how to cook rats and cockroaches that are in surplus in such neighbourhoods, so you can save some cash on food/rent and use it instead for public transport so you can get around...and buy new pair of shoes and some decent clothes for job interviews use only... hoping someone will hire you, sweating like a pig during an interview just thinking about the lovely ghetto you will get back to if you don’t get the job.

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