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May 5, 2009 on The Christian Broadcasting Network.
May 6, 2009 5:58 AM
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
Hey Pat, you didn't mention the third and most obvious option: The young lady can drop her foolishness and join her fiance in a life without guilt.
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
So much for preaching tolerance. Pat should be blowing men at bus stations not giving relationship advice.
By: Razorback
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
How do you know he's not?
By: ice-9
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
Religious people are so cute!
By: KeyserSosay
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
Serving the devil!
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
She might be with the guy BECAUSE he serves the Dark One!....Do you know how long we...er, I mean 'they' last?
By: Fangface74
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
I don't think Jesus himself would give a shit what religion anyone is. Love is what matters.
By: TeeheeRuler
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
Jesus taught people to worship a single god. But Christians ended up worshiping Jesus.
By: KeyserSosay
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
Jesus claimed to be God in human form, taking the punishment for all of the sins of mankind (which in the Old Testament was death). Hence Grace, forgiveness, example of true love, and so on and so on.
Besides, who wants a God who sits on the side lines. This way he can say he's been on the ground level and knows how unfair people in the natural can be.
Without thinking linearly, it is logical to assume that someone in God's shoes (if you believe in such an entity) could be more than one consciousness at one time.
Besides, who wants a God who sits on the side lines. This way he can say he's been on the ground level and knows how unfair people in the natural can be.
Without thinking linearly, it is logical to assume that someone in God's shoes (if you believe in such an entity) could be more than one consciousness at one time.
By: ejayerik
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
Whatever you're driving at here, it doesn't change the fact that religious crackpots like Robertson do very real harm to people using religion as an excuse to preach HATE and INTOLERANCE.
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
I was simply clarifying the Christian pointo fview toward Jesus. Thats all.
By: ejayerik
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
"Oh God."
"Oh Satan."
"Oh God."
"Oh Satan."
See, nothing's the matter. They both came together doggie style. Life is wonderful.
Woman: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Robertson: "Mmm ... do proceed."
Woman: "I--I got down on all fours and he fucked me from--from behind, is what he did."
*long silence broken only by the sounds of someone pulling off a something that could very well be a robe, and then there come sounds of someone pulling off something else*
Robertson (positively slobbering): "Who did? Satan?" Your dog? Oh, fuck; did I say that aloud? Oh, fuck it. Be gone, demon. My monthly profit will now drop 5% at the very least. Church closed."
"Oh Satan."
"Oh God."
"Oh Satan."
See, nothing's the matter. They both came together doggie style. Life is wonderful.
Woman: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Robertson: "Mmm ... do proceed."
Woman: "I--I got down on all fours and he fucked me from--from behind, is what he did."
*long silence broken only by the sounds of someone pulling off a something that could very well be a robe, and then there come sounds of someone pulling off something else*
Robertson (positively slobbering): "Who did? Satan?" Your dog? Oh, fuck; did I say that aloud? Oh, fuck it. Be gone, demon. My monthly profit will now drop 5% at the very least. Church closed."
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
Why does Pat always look like he's on the crapper?
By: ejayerik
Re: Pat Robertson Gives Relationship Advice about Atheist Fiance
He's trying to hold his soul in. I'm not sure which orifice it's trying to escape.
