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Ah, Valentine's Day, the most romantic day of the entire year! Love blooms, rose sales perk up, and hymens are torn open like Christmas presents.
In a way, Valentine's Day is like Christmas for vaginas.
But next to legs, the second most popular thing to open up on February 14th is Valentines.
Something Awful's always amorous Forum Goons whipped up a whole bunch of "alternative" Valentine's Day cards that Hallmark is too wussy to publish.
In a way, Valentine's Day is like Christmas for vaginas.
But next to legs, the second most popular thing to open up on February 14th is Valentines.
Something Awful's always amorous Forum Goons whipped up a whole bunch of "alternative" Valentine's Day cards that Hallmark is too wussy to publish.
Feb 11, 2002 2:44 AM


