14:18 - Rare zoo exhibit being wheeled to the local brothel. So far all attempts at trying to hook up the creature (Popus nazii) with a mate have yielded no results; it turns down busty blondes, fiery redheads, ebony beauties, and everything in between. Scientists are at a loss for an answer. Popus nazii doesn't so much as look at the best Club Rome has to offer, but cries for incense and boy-scouts magazines instead. The scientists and keepers (including a hundred wardrobe managers) are now hatching a plan that will just have to work: Popus nazii must be crossed with Ailuropoda melanoleuca and thus a race will develop in the bamboo forests of the Far East, a race that swiftly grows in strength and numbers, sneezes Sieg Sneeze en masse accompanied by occidental flutes and trumpets, and eventually topples the Chinese government, thus ensuring world domination by the Vatican Zoo and also in the same blow they will wipe out the world's biggest condom market.

"... its a fucking grilled fucking cheese fucking sandwich..." WOW!

I think their intro keeps getting better and better with each season

I was going to post this just now, but it's already here:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/53944/detail/

Praise the Lord!