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JFK 2: Magic Bullet Boogaloo
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It's here! The long-awaited sequel to Oliver Stone's opus on the JFK assassination!
Watch this fantastical documentary purport to have physical evidence and direct analysis which tie the Bush Family to Hitler, Nazi Bankers, Nixon, the Bay of Pigs, and yes, the JFK assassination...
What, no aliens or Men in Black?
Too unbelievable to be true? Or too true to be unbelievable...
[cue theremin now]
Watch this fantastical documentary purport to have physical evidence and direct analysis which tie the Bush Family to Hitler, Nazi Bankers, Nixon, the Bay of Pigs, and yes, the JFK assassination...
What, no aliens or Men in Black?
Too unbelievable to be true? Or too true to be unbelievable...
[cue theremin now]
Dec 4, 2008 9:06 PM
Re: JFK 2: Magic Bullet Boogaloo
Great post, but from now on you'd better look out for black SUVs when you cycle to your work or back home.
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If your bicycle is equipped with a bell, maybe you could ring pre-emptively even when there's no sign of danger at all. That seems to be the norm nowadays.
"Oh, there goes a squirrel one hundred feet off to the left. Christ, it's storing nuts under that tree. Weapons of Mass Nutrition. Ring that bell."
*Tring, tring, tring*
The squirrel looks up sprightly, both cheeks bulging. "Hey," it calls out to you, spilling a walnut, "this is a sovereign country, you know. Move along. You better look out for that big Volvo, though. I mean the Volvo with the sniper rifle sticking out one of its opaque windows. It seems to be aimed at you. Back to work now."
*Tring tring tring tring*
*Vroooooooooooommmmmmm* *tack tack bang bang tack bang rattle*
*Tring tring tringggggggggg*
(One tree trunk is literally riddled with smoking holes. Bark comes peeling off smoldering. A head slowly peeks out from behind it.)
In the Volvo, a skinny guy with a brown cowboy hat looks in his side mirror and scowls at a middle finger that follows him all the way to the first corner up ahead. Two fat guys in the back of the Volvo light up cigars and stare in front of them. "We'll get him," one of them says. "Next time," the other replies with a grunt as police sirens start to shred the otherwise tranquil morning air.
"Oh, there goes a squirrel one hundred feet off to the left. Christ, it's storing nuts under that tree. Weapons of Mass Nutrition. Ring that bell."
*Tring, tring, tring*
The squirrel looks up sprightly, both cheeks bulging. "Hey," it calls out to you, spilling a walnut, "this is a sovereign country, you know. Move along. You better look out for that big Volvo, though. I mean the Volvo with the sniper rifle sticking out one of its opaque windows. It seems to be aimed at you. Back to work now."
*Tring tring tring tring*
*Vroooooooooooommmmmmm* *tack tack bang bang tack bang rattle*
*Tring tring tringggggggggg*
(One tree trunk is literally riddled with smoking holes. Bark comes peeling off smoldering. A head slowly peeks out from behind it.)
In the Volvo, a skinny guy with a brown cowboy hat looks in his side mirror and scowls at a middle finger that follows him all the way to the first corner up ahead. Two fat guys in the back of the Volvo light up cigars and stare in front of them. "We'll get him," one of them says. "Next time," the other replies with a grunt as police sirens start to shred the otherwise tranquil morning air.
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Lol... This had me laughing out loud. But to be fair, it could just as easily have been a Subaru in Portland... :)
And of course I ring my bell pre-emptively! I'm an American, dammit! You know us! We do everything pre-emptively.
Which is why nations fear us - while unsatisfied ladies just roll their eyes...
And of course I ring my bell pre-emptively! I'm an American, dammit! You know us! We do everything pre-emptively.
Which is why nations fear us - while unsatisfied ladies just roll their eyes...
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Well, once again your mind wanders off to sex, but I can play that game, too. While reading your second paragraph, teen pregnancy and abortion flashed through my brain. So explain, American, your fellow countrymen and countrywomen's predisposition to either becoming a pregnant teenager or inseminating one (while condoms should be a staple in pre-emptive strategy, ain't they?) and their hatred for abortion. (Addendum: some of your fellow Americans, that is.)
I can shoot holes in both easily, but I leave that up to you. Of course, you'll have to pull away your brain from those ladies you fell asleep on when you were done. Well, rest assured, instead of trying very hard to complete your time machine, it's almost Christmas, so buy some vibrators, wrap 'em up, and ship 'em to those shell-shocked birds who are still reeling from not satisfying their insatiable lust all those times. Then all the birds come home to roost, and you can move to Utah.
I can shoot holes in both easily, but I leave that up to you. Of course, you'll have to pull away your brain from those ladies you fell asleep on when you were done. Well, rest assured, instead of trying very hard to complete your time machine, it's almost Christmas, so buy some vibrators, wrap 'em up, and ship 'em to those shell-shocked birds who are still reeling from not satisfying their insatiable lust all those times. Then all the birds come home to roost, and you can move to Utah.
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"Can move to Utah!" Lol... Another winning post! (p.s. Don't think I won't moving to Utah either! We'll all be begging to be let into the Fort Adam Smith Compound when it's the last stable place left standing after the rest implodes. For further info, get in your time machine and set the dials for 2012 & President Romney...it's all been planned...)
But you raise an interesting point. Americans love sex but hate abortion. And they aren't doing too great a job of raising kids either. So it seems taht whether it's Iraq or making sweet, sweet love, Americans love to do no preparation, shoot first, and then leave a mess behind... ;)
But you raise an interesting point. Americans love sex but hate abortion. And they aren't doing too great a job of raising kids either. So it seems taht whether it's Iraq or making sweet, sweet love, Americans love to do no preparation, shoot first, and then leave a mess behind... ;)
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Wow! I'd never seen the footage at 21:30 , where the Secret Service guy is called away from the car.
Great stuff.
Great stuff.
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And right at that moment, the snipers stopped cursing under their breath.
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Yeah, and a few seconds later, that guy was touching himself all over, while peeing his pants.
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Mmmm...that's hot.
(What? Don't judge me. You don't *know* me!)
[stands, shakes booty, waves finger at camera]
(What? Don't judge me. You don't *know* me!)
[stands, shakes booty, waves finger at camera]
