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Where's Sock Puppet's Bailout?
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One of the great casualties of the tech bubble bust, Pets.com's Sock Puppet mascot, asks Congress for his unfair share of the awful bailouts.
Instead of giving taxpayer's money directly to the automakers, why not pass a law requiring every US citizen of driving age to buy a Hummer, Tahoe, or F250? Those unable to pay cash can get a pre-approved AIG-insured payment plan. That would keep Detroit busy, help the oil companies, and give AIG another excuse for a cash infusion down the road.
Instead of giving taxpayer's money directly to the automakers, why not pass a law requiring every US citizen of driving age to buy a Hummer, Tahoe, or F250? Those unable to pay cash can get a pre-approved AIG-insured payment plan. That would keep Detroit busy, help the oil companies, and give AIG another excuse for a cash infusion down the road.
Dec 2, 2008 5:38 AM
