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Letterman: Clothing Optional with Alan Zweibel
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The author recalls his embarrassing encounter at a nudist camp.
Nov 1, 2008 6:43 AM
Re: Letterman: Clothing Optional with Alan Zweibel
I know what he means with the "E" word. That was the most embarrassing proctology exam I've ever had.
Re: Letterman: Clothing Optional with Alan Zweibel
His story just reinforces one of the main reasons why I would probably never go to a nudist camp/beach/etc
By: poolaka
Re: Letterman: Clothing Optional with Alan Zweibel
Not really. Every nude beach I've been to has been a boner-killer.
By: luclonde
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"Every nude beach" you've been to?! Tell on, luc londe... :)
Re: Letterman: Clothing Optional with Alan Zweibel
He won't admit it, but Luclonde is an Alaskan and it still hasn't dawned on him yet that the Alaskan nude beaches and nudist camps are not to be compared to similar places farther south. The Alaskan women wear enormous beavers up north, and their breasts are tiny, which conserves energy in that cold climate. Furthermore, Alaskan temperatures are notoriously mean-spirited to the male equipment.
Re: Letterman: Clothing Optional with Alan Zweibel
You're right: I won't admit anything (except the validity of your observation regarding cold weather).
I've been to quite a few nude beaches/pools/lakes around the world (most often by accident), and I'd have to say the ones in the U.S. are not appealing at all. I did, however, enjoy the times I spent in Germany and France when I'd see a very attractive girl sunbathing nude or semi-nude; but you didn't have to look far before you saw great-grandma enjoying the same freedom and ruining everything.
Uck. It's going to take a whole lot of Internet porn to bury those memories again.
I've been to quite a few nude beaches/pools/lakes around the world (most often by accident), and I'd have to say the ones in the U.S. are not appealing at all. I did, however, enjoy the times I spent in Germany and France when I'd see a very attractive girl sunbathing nude or semi-nude; but you didn't have to look far before you saw great-grandma enjoying the same freedom and ruining everything.
Uck. It's going to take a whole lot of Internet porn to bury those memories again.
By: luclonde
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"most often by accident"
Yeah, right, Luclonde. I've a hunch you're dressing yourself up as a birdwatcher every weekend. You know, raincoat, binoculars, notebook, camera, telescope, and then you "accidentally" plant yourself in a wooded spot with excellent view at one of your favorite bird-gathering habitats. Usually, these are open water surrounded by sparsely vegetated terrain dotted with brightly colored parasols. Some of the best ones are those where the illustrious French chicks do their sunbathing.
Yeah, right, Luclonde. I've a hunch you're dressing yourself up as a birdwatcher every weekend. You know, raincoat, binoculars, notebook, camera, telescope, and then you "accidentally" plant yourself in a wooded spot with excellent view at one of your favorite bird-gathering habitats. Usually, these are open water surrounded by sparsely vegetated terrain dotted with brightly colored parasols. Some of the best ones are those where the illustrious French chicks do their sunbathing.
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Well voyeur porn doesn't make itself, now, does it?
By: luclonde
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Well, even if that ended up not being a factor, there are other reasons. I am too selfish with my sexy body. I can't be having a bunch of nudies ogling my super special awesome physique!
By: poolaka
