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Why Atheists Care About Your Religion

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Why Atheists Care About Your Religion
A long rant on why atheists should care about religion.
Oct 15, 2008 9:48 AM
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She's gay. Weak points on everything..had to show cleavage for people to watch. gay
By: gtcathey
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She's a lesbian? Are you sure? How do you know? Sure would be hot if she was, eh?

Ok, ok, she's too young for me to think such debase thoughts about. I can't help it, though. My penis tells me to what to think. It's... like some higher (lower?) power.

Hmmm. I guess I actually do believe in a god: my balls.

(cuz their greatness is real).
By: EViLMinD
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Top notch, dude! Where've ye been? Your rants have been missed on M&C.
By: luclonde
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i'd insert an under-god into her pledge
By: bobolifoo
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What's with the gay fixation? Are you in the closet? Does her sexual orientation somehow have an effect on the price of rice in China?

Reality is not determined by anyone's bed partners.
By: JackFlash
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5 stars from me, militant atheists unite!
By: bloorgg
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Them boobies moved! Her mouth moved, too, but I couldn't quite make out what it was she seemed so excited about. Then she suddenly yelled "OPEN YOUR MOUTH" and I said *beep beep beep beep* YOU FIRST *beep beep beep* WIDER! *beep beep beep*

(Green eyes, green eyes ... she is probably like a tigress in bed. I must be sure to show my slavering teeth first. No need to have all these scratch marks on my back. Besides, saves money on expensive oils, too.)
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atheists are funny because they believe in not believing.
By: EmanResu
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Amazing how believers always attach belief to me. Facts require no belief... but then, this is becoming like the atheist hour in Austin... Facts do require research, and ultimately, may require investigation and experimentation to reprove something that could have been elucidated, but surely, you believers can understand the difference between fact and belief? surely?
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They can't, that's why they believe in things that aren't real.
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Huh? Not only is that sentence nonsense on a grammatical level, but if it meant what you wanted it to mean, then it would be impossible to not believe in not believing. Christians believe in not believing in Zeus. Buddhists believe not believing in the Holy Trinity.

The only way to not believe in not believing would be to deny everything. The set of things atheists believe in is often quite large- they just try to limit that set to things that can be proven true.

I mean, for the philosophically inclined, all science is based on belief, as it is impossible to provide an adequate basis for inductive logic. The neat thing about the belief in science is that its results can be replicated and its predictions can be verified.
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more hilarious: what people construed from that statement. gold, people. solid gold.
By: EmanResu
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I also BELIEVE there are no teapots in orbit around neptune.

That's the extent of non-belief in atheism.

Are you trying to say a-theists are funny because of some hypocritical faith-based element within their ideology? Or are you merely trying to destroy whatever meaning the word "believe" could have by using it in such a beguiling manner?
By: deiviant
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i'll explain with an example: bill maher's new documentary "religulous" has him going on and on about how he only made the documentary to place doubt in people's minds with regards to their religious beliefs. what he doesn't seem to get is what hypocrisy that is. because it's obvious there is no room for doubt in his mind; he made up his mind a long time ago. but, he ridicules those who are religious for having as fervent a belief in god as he has in there not being a god.
By: EmanResu
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Actually, Maher has stated recently (somehone help me because it was in a clip posted here) how he has become less certain as he has grown older and wouldn't want to be a hypocrite.
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Do you believe in unicorns? Sasquatch? Underpants gnomes? If you answered no to any of the aforementioned questions, you're a hypocrite. Because I do. Nyah nyah!
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Unicorns? Well, yes. Of course they exist. I'm glad I've found a fellow believer. To anyone out there who doesn't believe in unicorns, I'll put you to the sword. I've got this book here, The Last Unicorn. It was written by the Prophet, Peter S. Beagle. Now believe or die!
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I have a novel idea...Why don't we create a country where everybody can join any church they want and believe in any god they want; and those who don't choose to believe in god are scorned, ridiculed and kicked to the curb.

Oh, wait, my friend here tells me we already have such a country, it's called America.

Can you tell me more about the movie, I'm considering going to see it. Did he conduct all of the interviews himself and did he give them an opportunity to fully explain their positions?
By: JackFlash
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Stop using big words. It doesn't make you sound any smarter or your point any more valid.
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Nor does it make your points any more invalid?
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What... is... this... shit?
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Yeah, what the fuck is this
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You don't like to get all your important debates from Some-young-girl-in-a-poorly-lit-room-on-a-web-cam?
By: Faffy
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Pop-atheism?
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Pop tarts.
By: loqi
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ZING!
By: Faffy
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Ehhh. She has ascribed an entire bucket of "bad" viewpoints to religious folks, without any kind of substantiation. Well, I'm an atheist, and I'm a supporter of about half of the "bad" viewpoints she listed.

She is kind of hot, though.
By: shitba
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