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Lightning Bolt Destroys Transformer New Jersey
A lightning bolt destroys a transformer somewhere in New Jersey.
Oct 15, 2008 11:41 PM
Re: Lightning Bolt Destroys Transformer New Jersey
My extensive study shows that Jesus (and God, Who is supposedly the same being, we're told by religious experts) is mentioned most often in times of unexpected events, crises, and when people fuck each other.
My next study in this series will be aimed at badgers, who're notoriously vociferous when humping each other. What I want to know is what they're saying. My ultimate goal is to find every name God is known by. I suspect, though, that animals are all atheists, so I should perhaps focus my attention on humans.
My next study in this series will be aimed at badgers, who're notoriously vociferous when humping each other. What I want to know is what they're saying. My ultimate goal is to find every name God is known by. I suspect, though, that animals are all atheists, so I should perhaps focus my attention on humans.
By: White_Wolf
Re: Lightning Bolt Destroys Transformer New Jersey
Indeed, all animals are atheists. Remember the album cover of Aqualung? In the Beginning, Man created God. Never doubt the word of Ian Anderson.
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Lightning Bolt Destroys Transformer New Jersey
Not to mention those grunting sounds he often makes while furiously playing his flute, which sound suspiciously like a copulating badger. Coincidence?
By: quisph
Re: Lightning Bolt Destroys Transformer New Jersey
Must be that new silent lightning people have been talking about. I hear it's all the rage in japan.
By: Meltingpenguin
