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Get Your War On: Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits
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In this week's GYWO, no means no, unless you have 500 bucks to sink into your own rape investigation. When the guys start looking into this whole rape kit situation, lots of questions come to light. Most pressing among them being, just how into rape are McCain and Palin anyway? How much money should your average rape victim keep in checking? And is Wasilla really the premier destination for globe-trotting rapists?
Oct 4, 2008 1:50 AM
Re: Get Your War On: Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits
That tax-dodging governor needs to wake up and join the 21st Century.
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Get Your War On: Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits
I'd much rather that she goes back in time to when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Let her hunt T-Rex. It'll be a cold shower for her.
T-Rex (pensive): That mosquito thing bit me.
Sarah Palin: "Darn! it didn't even blink! It didn't BLINK! Darn ya, big lizard. Eat another one."
BANG!
T-Rex (scratching his belly): That tickles. Me not like that much.
Sarah Palin (firing off her last bullet): "It's gonna get me. No! Oh God, save me! I want to go home. Please, God; send me 6000 years into the future! or to the med- medie- media- mitevi- oh, darn, dark ages, where witchcraft ain't gonna touch me, not ever."
The T-Rex plunges his long, yellow teeth into Sarah Palin's flesh, and snaps her in two pieces that are roughly the same size. The air turns thick with the smell of blood and other fluids. [W_W has edited out some gruesome details here, he's sorry to say] Palin's last words were "Darn, what a big lizard."
Smacking heartily, the T-Rex suddenly feels a bright spot somewhere at the back of his head. This bright spot becomes so bright, in fact, that he for a moment stops gnawing at Sarah Palin's thighbone (which looks like a matchstick in his big maw), scratches his throat, and says "You betcha!"
(Trust me, it ain't easy for me to conceal my enormous contempt for this Palin creature, but I believe I got away with it again.)
T-Rex (pensive): That mosquito thing bit me.
Sarah Palin: "Darn! it didn't even blink! It didn't BLINK! Darn ya, big lizard. Eat another one."
BANG!
T-Rex (scratching his belly): That tickles. Me not like that much.
Sarah Palin (firing off her last bullet): "It's gonna get me. No! Oh God, save me! I want to go home. Please, God; send me 6000 years into the future! or to the med- medie- media- mitevi- oh, darn, dark ages, where witchcraft ain't gonna touch me, not ever."
The T-Rex plunges his long, yellow teeth into Sarah Palin's flesh, and snaps her in two pieces that are roughly the same size. The air turns thick with the smell of blood and other fluids. [W_W has edited out some gruesome details here, he's sorry to say] Palin's last words were "Darn, what a big lizard."
Smacking heartily, the T-Rex suddenly feels a bright spot somewhere at the back of his head. This bright spot becomes so bright, in fact, that he for a moment stops gnawing at Sarah Palin's thighbone (which looks like a matchstick in his big maw), scratches his throat, and says "You betcha!"
(Trust me, it ain't easy for me to conceal my enormous contempt for this Palin creature, but I believe I got away with it again.)
Re: Get Your War On: Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits
Well, she does believe that people and dinosaurs were both walking around at the same point in history, and that the earth is only about 6,000 years old.
By: decavolt
Re: Get Your War On: Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits
That's more than a spoonful of contempt for Palin there W_W.
But, don't get me wrong -- I thought it was funny (twisted fuck).
Must say though, you’ve never struck me as some deranged loony. No sir. Not that much, anyway.
Still, I must express that I too, from time to time, find my thoughts drift towards the darkness. And yet, it does not bother me one bit. Why? Well, it’s not like I'd ever act upon my violent ideas. Not going to walk up to a Carl Rove and just sink my knuckles into his jowls. What good would it do; other than get me hero status and life in jail?
As for murder... well, murder is never ok in my books. Just in fantasy.
Ok, ok. It's acceptable to kill the Hitlers and the anime fans of the world. But, that's were I draw the line.
Hmmm. Sarah Palin getting eaten by an Ironicasaurous... say..? .... uh no.. naw... you… you don’t think Palin could be some sort of 21st century high heeled Hitler, do you? No? Well… good. I mean great! Everyone knows Sarah Palin is going to save America. She is going to lead with the word of God, Wolfie. Doesn't that make you so damn happy you wanna stay in bed every day? Maybe leave a loaded gun on the nightstand, so that, you can shoot any radios or televisions sets which report the current events (ie the economy, God's war, education, healthcare, personal freedoms, the soul of the nation... and all the other minor things to never worry ourselves about).
What you should be worried about is that Obama character. I mean, how anyone could vote for a man whose name is spelled so much like Osama bin Laden is downright unpatriotic. Vote for McCain because his name sounds American. (I know you will do the right thing, Mr ‘White’ Wolf)
However, I suppose the name McCain would not have been too palatable back in the days when the Irish were still generally hated. But, look how far things have come: McCain is proof that yesterdays minorities can become tomorrows top tier criminals in America. Wow, eh?
But, don't get me wrong -- I thought it was funny (twisted fuck).
Must say though, you’ve never struck me as some deranged loony. No sir. Not that much, anyway.
Still, I must express that I too, from time to time, find my thoughts drift towards the darkness. And yet, it does not bother me one bit. Why? Well, it’s not like I'd ever act upon my violent ideas. Not going to walk up to a Carl Rove and just sink my knuckles into his jowls. What good would it do; other than get me hero status and life in jail?
As for murder... well, murder is never ok in my books. Just in fantasy.
Ok, ok. It's acceptable to kill the Hitlers and the anime fans of the world. But, that's were I draw the line.
Hmmm. Sarah Palin getting eaten by an Ironicasaurous... say..? .... uh no.. naw... you… you don’t think Palin could be some sort of 21st century high heeled Hitler, do you? No? Well… good. I mean great! Everyone knows Sarah Palin is going to save America. She is going to lead with the word of God, Wolfie. Doesn't that make you so damn happy you wanna stay in bed every day? Maybe leave a loaded gun on the nightstand, so that, you can shoot any radios or televisions sets which report the current events (ie the economy, God's war, education, healthcare, personal freedoms, the soul of the nation... and all the other minor things to never worry ourselves about).
What you should be worried about is that Obama character. I mean, how anyone could vote for a man whose name is spelled so much like Osama bin Laden is downright unpatriotic. Vote for McCain because his name sounds American. (I know you will do the right thing, Mr ‘White’ Wolf)
However, I suppose the name McCain would not have been too palatable back in the days when the Irish were still generally hated. But, look how far things have come: McCain is proof that yesterdays minorities can become tomorrows top tier criminals in America. Wow, eh?
By: EViLMinD
Re: Get Your War On: Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits
I just checked my Inbox at M&Cs because it said I had received mail. I feared the worst, and indeed someone banned one of my latest comments :-( However, surprisingly, my T-Rex comment above has weathered the critical M&Cookiers; it was another one of mine that got banned, one that was in reaction to an interesting Loqi comment. Maybe it was collateral damage, as it often the case, because it's but rarely that I go too far (my most notorious comment was about H. Clinton, her private parts, and cigar burns; I leave the rest to your imagination).
Hmm ... come to think of it, that last banned comment involved fucking, animals, Central Africa, Swedes, and ABBA. Some things just don't go together well.
Hmm ... come to think of it, that last banned comment involved fucking, animals, Central Africa, Swedes, and ABBA. Some things just don't go together well.
