My fortune cookies always say: "Better luck next time".

"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

I use that line with friends and Chinese restaurants. ;-) Some actually believe me at first.

Hah, both very funny (to the two of you)!!

I always say to my dinner party that it reads one of two things...

"That lump is cancer" or "The cook spit in your food"

Okay, I admit it, I cannot take credit for either. Both come with Penn & Teller's book "How to Play with Your Food" (under $10, if you can find it) and also contains real fortune cookie strips that you can pull out and pass around to your guests.

But I tell you what, you can also tell everyone that another fortune cookie that you got reads, "Screw you, round-eye!" Oh, okay. I can't take credit for that one either. I had an Asian guy who worked for me and I had asked him what one of the jade and ivory works of art on the wall read. He joked right back to me.

Damn!