A few seconds into this video, we are told to believe Cindy McIdiot got her arm in a sling after she suffered a too-hearty handshake. I don't think so. I think she got her arm in a sling after trying to give her husband a handjob, which, unfortunately for her, lasted maybe half a day. As the reporter told me the McIdiots left their marks all over the house, I take it Cindy was eventually successful.

And one other remark: it's possible I misheard, but didn't that goofball say 'childrens?' Sheeps! Meh meh, or is that baah baah? GOP fuck.