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Brainiac: Does Laughing Gas Really Work?
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Let Brainiac put it to the test! Three subjects are exposed to unfunny items without nitrous oxide and then with it.
Aug 22, 2008 9:16 AM
Re: Brainiac: Does Laughing Gas Really Work?
The German was funny. "Hello, my name is Hans. I'm looking for Gretel. Have you seen her?"
I leave it up to any of you to make a joke about the German and the gas. Endless possibilities there.
I leave it up to any of you to make a joke about the German and the gas. Endless possibilities there.
Re: Brainiac: Does Laughing Gas Really Work?
"There are two thing I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures, and the Dutch."
-Nigel Powers
Just joking, WW.
-Nigel Powers
Just joking, WW.
By: luclonde
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Brainiac is the greatest science show in history.
By: aaiken
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Damn. I bet that stuff would be even better with a few bong hits. Looks like fun. Laughing endorphins are my second favorite high (sex is first and the the suffering of others is third).
Hmmm. I think I've finally figured out Dane Cooks secret for getting people to laugh at his shitty jokes. The cheezeball is gassing his audiences. How else could he do it? Certainly isn't his lame material or his fratboy delivery.
Hmmm. I think I've finally figured out Dane Cooks secret for getting people to laugh at his shitty jokes. The cheezeball is gassing his audiences. How else could he do it? Certainly isn't his lame material or his fratboy delivery.
By: EViLMinD
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That's an interesting Dane Cook theory. I wonder what the long-term health effects of NO2 would be?
Say, for instance, if I were a club owner, either dance club or comedy, I'd look into pumping this stuff into the main room nightly. Business would boom if people showed up and had a good time without knowing why. On the upside: money flows in like the salmon of Capistrano. Downside: the world is full of Dane Cooks.
Anybody want to open a club with me? A PhD. in chemistry and previous security clearance are required.
Say, for instance, if I were a club owner, either dance club or comedy, I'd look into pumping this stuff into the main room nightly. Business would boom if people showed up and had a good time without knowing why. On the upside: money flows in like the salmon of Capistrano. Downside: the world is full of Dane Cooks.
Anybody want to open a club with me? A PhD. in chemistry and previous security clearance are required.
By: luclonde
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Well, I've heard talk about using modified air in Vegas casinos to heighten the patrons alertness and euphoria (apparently, this makes for a happier gambler).
I don't know how true all this is... but it does make sense from a soulless marketing perspective.
So if morals and law were on your side, making funny air for comedy clubs might be a swell idea.
Good job with your business model. I hope you make a killing on all the Dane Cooks you'll churn out. Though of course, I'll despise you for making the world so much more irritating. But I guess my love won't mean shit if you have all those sweet greenbacks and the whores... and swimming pools with cabanas on the beach... and custom made laughing-gas pot vaporizers (that's what I'd buy) ... and the knowledge that you made the world so much douchier.
I don't know how true all this is... but it does make sense from a soulless marketing perspective.
So if morals and law were on your side, making funny air for comedy clubs might be a swell idea.
Good job with your business model. I hope you make a killing on all the Dane Cooks you'll churn out. Though of course, I'll despise you for making the world so much more irritating. But I guess my love won't mean shit if you have all those sweet greenbacks and the whores... and swimming pools with cabanas on the beach... and custom made laughing-gas pot vaporizers (that's what I'd buy) ... and the knowledge that you made the world so much douchier.
By: EViLMinD
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With great power comes great responsibility.
By: luclonde
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I know someone in Brazil. You might want to contact him. He has long been looking for something else than trees and brown-skinned people to entertain. Contact him at R. Delfim Neto, numero 44. He has no phone, for mysterious reasons. B. Eichmann is the name. No, no, no, not related at all. People ask that all the time. Remember not to mention it to him.
