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Bernie Mac on Def Comedy Jam Allstars
Aug 11, 2008 5:55 PM
Re: Bernie Mac Def Comedy Jam
Hey guys, I can be a standup comedian, too. Ready?
Ok ok, I have a huge penis. HUGE. And I use it to have sex with a lady. I LOOOVE SEX. And she was like "Hey can I axe you a question" and I'm like "yeah" and she's like "how big is your penis?" and I'm all like "Bitch, I rent it it out as a beach umbrella!"
<crowd goes wild>
KICK IT!
Ok ok, I have a huge penis. HUGE. And I use it to have sex with a lady. I LOOOVE SEX. And she was like "Hey can I axe you a question" and I'm like "yeah" and she's like "how big is your penis?" and I'm all like "Bitch, I rent it it out as a beach umbrella!"
<crowd goes wild>
KICK IT!
By: Chewbot
Re: Bernie Mac Def Comedy Jam
Good job at mastering the technique. Your bit was funnier.
By: EViLMinD
