August 6,

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So I know Senator McCain likes to call himself a maverick -- and the fact is, there are times when he's shown independence from his party in the past. But the price he paid for his party's nomination was to reverse himself on position after position, and now he embraces the failed Bush policies and politics that helped break Washington in the first place -- and that doesn't exactly meet my definition of a maverick.

Last night, after all that, Senator McCain agreed that keeping our tires inflated was a good idea. Which makes sense, because NASCAR, which knows something about tires, said the same thing, so did the AAA, so in the coming days it's going to be interesting to see this coming debate between John McCain and...John McCain!"