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Self Defense for Dorks
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These moves are perfect for protecting yourself without earning anyone's respect.
Aug 5, 2008 11:46 PM
Re: Self Defense for Dorks
I'd go for the little fella. Grab him by the handlebar moustache, give it a few revs and use his nuts for breaks.
Re: Self Defense for Dorks
And what part of his anatomy will you use if you want to change gears, Griff? Or are you comfortable driving around in 1st all the time?
Re: Self Defense for Dorks
I can't wait to see a parody of this. Mayhap I'll make one....
By: luclonde
Re: Self Defense for Dorks
The vast majority of those moves are based on Kung Fu wu shu techniques.
The "throat point," the joint locking of the hand, the kicks on the ground (albeit in a slightly more controlled, dignified way), etc.
And the part that convinced me that they've all taken this from Kung Fu was the way mr. Handlebars defended himself from the incoming knee. Holding your arm at a right angle one fist length away from the body is precisely how you're taught to be attacked during practice.
The "throat point," the joint locking of the hand, the kicks on the ground (albeit in a slightly more controlled, dignified way), etc.
And the part that convinced me that they've all taken this from Kung Fu was the way mr. Handlebars defended himself from the incoming knee. Holding your arm at a right angle one fist length away from the body is precisely how you're taught to be attacked during practice.
By: Faffy
Re: Self Defense for Dorks
China did everything first, but they ran out of ideas in the past few centuries.
I wish I had glasses.
I wish I had glasses.
By: Nate_guy
