Man, if I owned a news corporation I also would try to make McCain look younger. "But W_W," you say. "How would you do that?" Simple. Show some footage of McCain crawling around in diapers, somewhen in the year of our Lord 1942, maybe '43. "But W_W," you say then, frowning a little as you can't believe W_W to be stupid. "McCain was born in 1936. Surely he didn't--" And there I have to interrupt you, pressing some ancient tape (did they have tape then?) in your hands. "Watch this. McCain never learned to walk until age ten; he shed his diapers Christmas '43. And don't forget to switch on Wolf News, for a Fair and Balanced View on Current World Events, with a liberal sprinkling of scrumptious female news readers and some howling going around in the background (female newsreaders can't read all the time, you know)."