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The Daily Show: Dick Cheney's Daughter
Mary Cheney's child is not a political prop. That is strictly limited to everyone else's children.
Jul 12, 2008 9:10 AM
Re: The Daily Show: Dick Cheney's Daughter
Oddly enough, I just got an email from Dick Cheney the other day.
"Dear buckinghamgreen,
Thank you for your many cards and letters. I, Dick Cheney, am indeed a draft dodgin' puss-boy.
No, I had no problem losing a poorly mismanaged war which has lost billions of dollars, lost over 190,000 M16s into the hands of bad guys, lost hundreds of thousands of lives, and much, much more.
And I had no compunction about sending over other parents' kids to die in the sand. Hey, I got five deferments because I was shaking in my penny loafers terrified of Vietnam. Do you really think I care about the poor and middle class kids dying?
Ooh, but don't ask me a lil' question about how my party's main platform against gays applies to my own family. That, good sir, would be outrageous. Yes, outrageous I say.
But thanks for the historic oil profits and sorry that we caused a new Depression that will rival the '30s.
(ps...I don't know why I said that. I'm not sorry at all.)
Best,
Unca Dick"
- For a laugh, check out Lynn Cheney's own lesbian love novel, the unbelievably perfectly named, "Sisters." http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp
"The women who embraced in the wagon were Adam and Eve crossing a dark, cathedral stage - no, Eve and Eve, loving one another..."
--Lynn Cheney, mother to one lesbian, inspiration to all...
"Dear buckinghamgreen,
Thank you for your many cards and letters. I, Dick Cheney, am indeed a draft dodgin' puss-boy.
No, I had no problem losing a poorly mismanaged war which has lost billions of dollars, lost over 190,000 M16s into the hands of bad guys, lost hundreds of thousands of lives, and much, much more.
And I had no compunction about sending over other parents' kids to die in the sand. Hey, I got five deferments because I was shaking in my penny loafers terrified of Vietnam. Do you really think I care about the poor and middle class kids dying?
Ooh, but don't ask me a lil' question about how my party's main platform against gays applies to my own family. That, good sir, would be outrageous. Yes, outrageous I say.
But thanks for the historic oil profits and sorry that we caused a new Depression that will rival the '30s.
(ps...I don't know why I said that. I'm not sorry at all.)
Best,
Unca Dick"
- For a laugh, check out Lynn Cheney's own lesbian love novel, the unbelievably perfectly named, "Sisters." http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp
"The women who embraced in the wagon were Adam and Eve crossing a dark, cathedral stage - no, Eve and Eve, loving one another..."
--Lynn Cheney, mother to one lesbian, inspiration to all...
By: buckinghamgreen
Re: The Daily Show: Dick Cheney's Daughter
Hah, you're back. 'Unca Dick,' eh? Poor buckinghamgreen.
And poor W_W: Last Sunday morning, I was involved in a nasty car accident and am lucky to be able to tell the tale. I just escaped from the hospital. Sorry for any typos; one of my eyes is temporarily swollen shut. My, I never lost so much blood.
And poor W_W: Last Sunday morning, I was involved in a nasty car accident and am lucky to be able to tell the tale. I just escaped from the hospital. Sorry for any typos; one of my eyes is temporarily swollen shut. My, I never lost so much blood.
By: White_Wolf
