Now that's Art. By the way, isn't it about time for some film to mock Scientology? I know a good title: Life of a Cult. Tom Cruise as Xenu. No Oscar-worthy performance there, but it sure would be hilarious (not more than a couple of scenes, though). And then give John Travolta a minor role, something along the lines of Elron (flashbacks). And then for the major roles: Robert De Niro, as him who's out to wash the scum off the earth (Scientology, that is). Of course, Marilyn Monroe, brought back from the dead. She plays De Niro's wife who's being preyed upon by evil (sort of a redundant word here) Scientology members. Anyway, other suggestions welcome. I'll write the script. It's gonna be a classic.