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A satirical look at dedicated republican's reasons for voting their party.
Jun 10, 2008 10:20 PM
Re: I'm Voting Republican
Republicans...
Humorless failures still trying to figure out satire?
Or our very own Germans who did nothing or worse circa 1938?
Humorless failures still trying to figure out satire?
Or our very own Germans who did nothing or worse circa 1938?
Re: I'm Voting Republican
Aha, the latest (Aug. 9th, 2008) Get Satisfaction! discussion has prompted Jaxon to flashback this video, or not?
Re: I'm Voting Republican
I remember watching this when it first appeared on this site and I was just angry at how it generalized the Republican party...but watching it now, I like it.
By: Wonderr
Re: I'm Voting Republican
I re-featured this link as a funny response to this thread:
http://getsatisfaction.com/milkandcookies/topics/anti_christian_and_anti_republican_website
http://getsatisfaction.com/milkandcookies/topics/anti_christian_and_anti_republican_website
Re: I'm Voting Republican
I knew it, and all that without ever having worked with the CIA or any of the other numerous American intelligence agencies.
*cranks up sixth sense a little higher because of approaching alien spacecraft*
*cranks up sixth sense a little higher because of approaching alien spacecraft*
Re: I'm Voting Republican
Hold the phone. I have a problem right from the start. Wal-Mart provides food and services at low prices to people of all walks of life, who might not be able to afford it elsewhere. If shopping there makes me a republican, then fuck any liberal pussy who thinks so.
By: Faffy
Re: I'm Voting Republican
Hey, as a Wal-Mart shopper, I helped fund the construction of the 2008 Olympic facilities in China. Go America!!! ;)
Re: I'm Voting Republican
Time for a lesson on Walmart:
Walmart acheives these low low prices by signing contracts with new small businesses which are usually, 'We will buy EVERYTHING you have, but we will pay you much less than you normally charge, and you can only sell to us.
companies who sign these contracts don't last long.
Next time you go into a wal-mart pick a brand name there that you have never heard of before, and see how long it stays there.
Walmart acheives these low low prices by signing contracts with new small businesses which are usually, 'We will buy EVERYTHING you have, but we will pay you much less than you normally charge, and you can only sell to us.
companies who sign these contracts don't last long.
Next time you go into a wal-mart pick a brand name there that you have never heard of before, and see how long it stays there.
By: cheezsteak
Re: I'm Voting Republican
Oh jesus and they made a GE crop comment...
Fuck these people.
Smear campaigns on BOTH sides are bullshit.
Fuck these people.
Smear campaigns on BOTH sides are bullshit.
By: Faffy
Re: I'm Voting Republican
I will agree genetic egineering is harmless. but still chill out.
By: cheezsteak
Re: I'm Voting Republican
I'm voting democrat because peace is the end of opposition to socialism.
By: poonhound
Re: I'm Voting Republican
Ha! I laughed out loud when I read that Faffy literally personified my first comment about neocons being humorless and still trying to figure out satire... I thought he was joking at first because it's too perfect - that's awesome!
Love,
A Liberal Pussy
Though what's not awesome is how Faffy got all emotional and started calling out "liberal pussies" and saying "fuck people" to anyone who deigns disagree with him. How dare they?! ;)
If you're going to call out someone for disagreeing with you or for being wrong, that's totally cool. But be smart. Be clever.
Because this kind of discourse? It's only one step away from 15 year olds calling each other faggot on YouTube.
M&C is better than this. And so is everybody here.
And talking like a big, big man from behind a jelly donut at your computer only makes you look like a joke. That's called "talking the talk." Don't be that guy.
Disagree, sure. But don't be that guy.
Love,
A Liberal Pussy
Though what's not awesome is how Faffy got all emotional and started calling out "liberal pussies" and saying "fuck people" to anyone who deigns disagree with him. How dare they?! ;)
If you're going to call out someone for disagreeing with you or for being wrong, that's totally cool. But be smart. Be clever.
Because this kind of discourse? It's only one step away from 15 year olds calling each other faggot on YouTube.
M&C is better than this. And so is everybody here.
And talking like a big, big man from behind a jelly donut at your computer only makes you look like a joke. That's called "talking the talk." Don't be that guy.
Disagree, sure. But don't be that guy.
Re: I'm Voting Republican
pps. Another reason Republicans and Corporations are not awesome?
67% of American Corporations pay *no federal income taxes.* Yep. And not surprisingly, this happened during Bush II's administration.
That's right. Social Security? Universal Health Care? Improved roads? Better care for our Veterans (like me)? More Firemen?
Done.
All that crap from Republicans saying everything's too expensive? Budgets being cut? Schools losing money? State and Federal Employees fired? American highways being sold to foreign nations to turn them into toll roads?
Easily fixed.
All we need is for our government to treat US Corporations fairly and have them pay the exact same income taxes that you and I pay.
67% of American Corporations pay *no federal income taxes.* Yep. And not surprisingly, this happened during Bush II's administration.
That's right. Social Security? Universal Health Care? Improved roads? Better care for our Veterans (like me)? More Firemen?
Done.
All that crap from Republicans saying everything's too expensive? Budgets being cut? Schools losing money? State and Federal Employees fired? American highways being sold to foreign nations to turn them into toll roads?
Easily fixed.
All we need is for our government to treat US Corporations fairly and have them pay the exact same income taxes that you and I pay.
