A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

Mmmmm, very nice

Just because you've been exploring my

mouth

Doesn't mean you get to take an

expedition further south

No.

A kiss is not a contract,

But it's very nice,

It's very, very nice,

Just because we've been playing tonsil

hockey

Doesn't mean you get to score the goal

that's in my jockey

Just because I'm in a two man

novelty band

Doesn't mean it's all about

poontang.

I can't go around loving everyone

I just wouldn't get anything done

You can take me out to dinner that

might be quite nice

you could buy me a burrito and some beans

and rice

but that won't get you into pants

paradise

They call it a fly because it takes

you up to heaven oh oh

A kiss is not a contract but it's very

nice. It's very very nice.

I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby

We're only two men, ladies

Babies. Pretty babies.

Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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