Are you tired of your friends/parents hounding you about not having a girlfriend?? Or do you have an ex that you want to make jealous?? Then this is the auction for you! I am willing to become your "imaginary" girlfriend that you will now have proof of.

I will write you one letter a week and include pictures, cards, whatever...so you can get everyone off your back because you are in a "long distance relationship." If you want, I can even send you emails and online stuff.