Tough talk from a poor little rich boy in his ivory tower whose daddy pulled strings to get this coward out of Vietnam and into the Texas Air National Guard before he went AWOL anyway.

It's no surprise that a military hero with Bush's pedigree would lead a preemptive invasion and occupation that's been so incredibly successful. Mission Accomplished, sweet prince. Mission Accomplished...

(p.s. How out of touch with reality is this guy? No one has ever thought you were "cool," George. Well, maybe some yella chickenhawk male cheerleader Republicans with a man crush on him...)

But Presidents are supposed to be cool. We're supposed to give them high approval ratings.

Why?

Because they work for us. We manage them. They are our public servants - doing the will of the people who elected them and pay their salaries.

Still, at least he ain't playing golf with those happy hands...