Why is this up again? Don't get me wrong, I like Keith, but there are several new submissions a day; I don't get it.

Well ... isn't it so that Obama is in favor of a youth brigade (armed?), rampant socialism, big infrastructure projects, Homeland Security, ID cards, censure, and FEMA camps? Now where have I heard that before? Oh, that's right: my eastern neighbors, who're usually into bratwurst, sauerkraut, und wahnsinnige country music.

Gee wiz, all we need now is a major cataclysm such as a crashing economy, unemployment spiraling out of control, a shortage of resources, half the population on food stamps, and it would help if someone could be blamed for all this. Instead of Jews, let's scapegoat Muslims now.

Of course, Hitler and his gang created lots of the mess, even setting the Reichstag ablaze. Mmmm ... what building(s) can we destroy in 2009? The New York Stock Exchange? It's about to become obsolete anyway.

Naturally, all the above is fiction. Carry on as you would normally. Never mind the rich who're all shipping their investments overseas, and are setting sail for greener pastures. Oh, and remember to honor the troops and pray to your sugar daddy in the sky!

“We can not continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.” -- Barack H. Obama.

And let's even start to discuss what Rahm Emanuel wants to propose along these lines. And for fuck's sake let's not go into Hillary Clinton's grand plans for the world. Or the wax museum's horror of horrors, Nancy Pelosi. Or Brzezinski (I won't even bother trying to write his full name; too much trouble). Or George Soros.

Ah! good times.

Didn't Davis apologize a day or two after this incident?