Possibly the worst arguement for the existance of a God that I've ever heard.

You know, I've got my own spirituality, and one of the reasons why I don't call myself an atheist is because of fruit. Fruit tastes TOO GOOD to not think there's either some sort of perfect evolution of it, or some sort of gnostic hand in the whole thing.

Having said that, I am now an atheist. That pud has single-handedly convinced me that a god who would make such a perfect food would surely strike this guy dead as well.

God would also kill him with that banana if I had my say.

Hopefull in a completely undignified way to find the corpse.

Good work Ray, I will never look at another banana again.. that made me feel very dirty. Frickin' devotee's. Bah! I say.. Bah!

I wonder how they explain the Durian?

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/durian/

Ray Comfort rubbing his hand up and down a banana and talking about ease of entry?
That certainly is an atheist's nightmare! Heck, that's anybody's nightmare.

The Religious Freaks nightmare?.... The coconut. Way to fuck that one up god.

Makes sense to me. Bananas are the only fruit that conform to the specific needs of your mouth.

BUT...

a banana ISN'T a FRUIT...

ITS A HERB!

What a bunch of bullshit. A nightmare, yes. But the banana "theory" is not what is the nightmare...It is Ray himself with the agreeable Kirk, that is the "mare"...Night or day.

By the way, have you ever tried to peel the banana from the top like Ray says. I have had half of my bananas get mushed because it is so damn hard to do. Instead, I flip that bastard and open from the bottom. It seems easier, and you can remove that little black thing on the bottom.

---KMA...

I didn't realize bananas were so important for humans in the Garden of Eden, or Mesopotamia... Bananas are more associated with... monkeys and apes... who have the same grooves on their hands to fit bananas... as if they were designed for each other... Wait, why do we have those grooves too, when we don't eat as many bananas? Could it be? No...

Oh really? Bananas are proof that god exists?
Then explain this one, smartass:
Lightning kills 5 Mexican children in prayer
Youths between 9 and 16 die praying at metal cross in central Mexico
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12467604/?GT1=7938

My question is, based on this argument, why aren't more people sticking bananas in their derrieres? Wait... or is that proof of the existence of Satan?

sorry about the ads, but if this doesn't scream god to you, I don't know what will:

http://www.fundumper.com/cool/worlds-largest-banana-display.htm

Even if a banana did seem perfectly "designed" for human use, evolution can still explain it. The entire point of any fruit is that animals eat them. Plants use the animals, because they offer them the fruit, and the animals take it and spread the plant's seeds so it can reproduce. Animals and plants evolved alongside one another. The banana has evolved over millions of years to make itself as tasty and appealing (excuse the pun) to animals as possible, so that they will take the fruits, eat them, and spread the seeds. If an inferior banana came along, perhaps one that did not have ridges and wasn't as easy to hold, the animals would prefer the ridged banana over this slippery one, and natural selection would allow the superior banana to reproduce more.

I've heard arguments like this before. They usually come from potheads who argue that plants that alter your head come from nature and therefore it's going against nature not to use them. Or something like that.

It's kinda like saying nature made poison sumac for toilet paper, and not using it is going against nature. I'm sure you could sell the idea to anyone who'd buy this video.

Thoughts for Today (you listening, Kirk?):
1) Nature is responsible not only for the wonder of the banana but also the joys of hemlock.
2) Neither one can be used to prove intelligent design. Duh.
3) If you need bananas to argue your case, you can rule out intelligent design.
4) You even think of paving over that countryside for one of those megawarehouse church things, I'll personally help you out with where else that banana fits, pal.
5) Everyone knows man was created to serve the banana.
6) Send some of those perfectly designed HERRRRRBS over to your ex-costar, Tracey. I hear she needs something to eat.
7) If I were your costar, it'd put me off food, too.
8) I've never heard of Ray Comfort until now. How embarrassing, Ray.
9) Is this all the result of being around Alan Thicke too much? Methinks so...
10) Kirk, you had a chance to tell Ray he was out of his mind, and you blew it. Pick up your paycheck, move to Oregon and start your cult with the rhubarbs. Your credibility, shaky as it was, is GONE.

That felt good. Totally. Thank you, and good night.

it would only need a few slight changes to make that an argument for blow jobs.

I really dont know where to start on this one.... but I do know that this had to be the most laughable attempt by any christian to prove their religion.

This impeaches religion on the grounds of Darwinism, seeing that bananas are synonymous with apes and monkeys... and as for the mouth thing, I bet this bloke likes a good cock... rofl

That was hilarious! I never though Kirk Cameron would be nodding so happily to so phallic an object. I guess we know who the fruit is.
~Wait... Does that mean that Kirk is also perfectly made for consumption, with five ridges on his...

lol, he opend the banana wrong! if you look at any monkey or ape, they open it from the bottom end (opposite of the stem) which if you try, its much easier. why would god make only us open it the hard way!? pff dumb... debunked!

Intelligent design? More like Not Intelligent Design. Am I right? Am I right? High Five!

My proof theres a god? Water! Easy to drink, easy to pass, practically falls from the sky. Water Rules! High five!

I think the only thing this proves is that we're all a bunch of talking monkeys with big egos. I don't think we're at a level where we can comprehend a God. I think we monkeys will obliterate ourselves before we ever get to that level.

I think we should all eat a banana and just go with the flow. Maybe we could fling some poo as well.

in the photo i host seems to be enjoying it alittle too much. sick freak.

Okay, now how about a banana that doesn't NEED a peel in the first place; one which pests and bacteria magically avoid? How about a banana that is ALWAYS ripe, so you don't need color to indicate whether or not it's good to eat? For that matter, how about a banana that FEEDS ITSELF TO YOU? Surely an omnipotent god could have designed such a fruit. :)

And how about a banana which didn't need thousands of years of cultivation BY HUMANKIND (mostly non-Christian humankind, I might add) to reach its present "perfect" form?

I'd like to see this jackass fuck around with a coconut for an hour and a half.

Indeed, a banana will fit many places. This doesn't mean you should stick them every place they fit.

The fact they are edible and many people agree they taste good is a good argument that bananas are for eating, but considering how few fruits are shaped like bananas that aren't bananas, the only people I believe this argument would convince are those who already believe in God, and those who are uncommonly gullible.

There have been texts found stating that the Banana was the forbidden fruit from Eden. So, humans should never have touched it.
Now why in hell would a supreme being make something you are forbidden to eat so ergonomical and handy?
Religion walks hand in hand with contradiction.

hahaha! if god is man maybe he made the banana in his image too!

this one balances the arguement...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXMyDd3WOw